Well, since the serum is an enhancement, it’s unlikely to be passed through genetics (the doctors probably tested this, somehow, haha). Steve’s kids are more likely to inherit his asthma and weak stature.
OH MY GOD THO
A SINISTER GOVT EXPERIMENT TO CREATE AN ARMY OF TINY CAPTAIN AMERICAS
STEVE FINDS OUT ABOUT IT AT SOME POINT
AND IT’S BASICALLY ELEVEN TOW-HEADED, ASTHMATIC, ALLERGIC, IMMUNO-COMPROMISED LITTLE BEANPOLES WITH BAD ATTITUDES
SOCKED AWAY SOMEWHERE
LIKE IN A WAREHOUSE OR WHATEVER
WITH A COUPLE OF OVERWHELMED INTERNS BABYSITTING THEM
BECAUSE THE RESEARCHERS HAD ALL THEIR FUNDING TAKEN AWAY WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SECRET UBERMENCH CLONES TURNED OUT TO BE A BUNCH OF WEAKLINGS
AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THIS GAGGLE OF KIDS (WHO ARE SHRILL AND UNMANAGEABLE AND WHEEZE A LOT)
EXCEPT MAKE SURE THEY GET ADEQUATE MEDICAL CARE AND REGULAR MEALS
AND REGRET THEIR IN RETROSPECT VERY OBVIOUS ERRORS
AND HOPE STEVE DOESN’T FIND OUT
WHICH OF COURSE HE DOES
BACK AT THE TOWER
EVERYONE’S INHALERS KEEP GETTING MIXED UP
THERE ARE COLORED PENCILS EVERYWHERE
A FISTFIGHT ABOUT THE NATURE OF JUSTICE ENSUES BETWEEN THE 9 YEAR OLD ONE AND ONE OF THE 11 YEAR OLDS
Bucky is sitting on the couch laughing so hard he’s crying. “Remember that time in second grade when you got sent home from school because you punched one of the fifth graders and your mom—” he has to stop, because he’s wheezing like the kids, like Steve used to “—your mom said, ‘Stevie, when you grow up, I hope you have a bunch of kids just like you.’” He falls over on the couch, holding his belly.
On the one hand, it’s great to see Bucky finally laugh like his old self. On the other hand… “I’m pretty sure this ISN’T WHAT SHE MEANT.” He has to raise his voice over the sudden shouting over who stole whose Bucky Bear. “Now will you get up and help me finish making lunch?”
DO NOT REBLOG AND/OR PROMOTE JENNIFER LAWRENCE’S LEAKED PHOTOS.
SHE DID NOT RELEASE THEM.
THIS IS AN INVASION OF HER PERSONAL LIFE.
HELP MAINTAIN JEN’S DIGNITY AND HER PROFESSIONALISM AND DO. NOT. REBLOG. THE. LEAKED. PHOTOS. OF. HER.
Stand by Jennifer to help show our support.
DO NOT REBLOG OR PROMOTE ANY OF THE LEAKED PICS
JENNIFER LAWRENCE WAS NOT THE ONLY CELEBRITY WHOSE PICS WERE LEAKED. PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT
I wish I had come up with this. It’s a great ship!
OMG yay I’m so glad you like them!!!! :D They’re some of my favorites!!!
"This is just embarrassing," Damian grates out.
"You have to play along," Tim mutters to him as they sit in a corner along with the rest of the hostages, hands tied.
Their trip to London to work with Knight and Squire and check up on the Wayne Foundation branch in the UK isn’t going as they had hoped, with the group of masked men taking the entire Wayne Foundation gala hostage.
Damian grouses. “We could take care of this here and now, Drake.”
"And blow our covers," Tim snaps. "Knight and Squire will be here any minute. Just hold tight."
"They probably stopped for tea or something equally-"
Damian’s cut off by a commotion in the hallway, and they both look up when the doors to the ballroom are kicked in, and a tall woman with long, curly brown hair walks in, wielding what looks to be a service weapon, wearing a deep blue gown.
She makes quick work of the rest of their captors and walks over. “Everyone okay?”
Damian smirks a little. “At least you’re dressed for the occasion.”
"What, the occasion of saving your butt?" Willow Bartowski asks with a smirk.
"Flirt later, untie now, please," Tim says irritably.
Willow smiles. “I can do both.”
I mean I already thought one up.
But this is an amazing response. Seriously.